Awwww yeah. Put down your post-boning cigarettes, repair your hair, and prepare to seek out out which bands you — the MetalSucks reader wish to hearken to when you get down and soiled. This, after all, was the pure results of a narrative we ran final week that prompt metalheads favored to fuck to Slipknot, System of a Down, and Deftones. I personally couldn’t perceive why two of these bands made that record, however to every their very own, I assume.
We gave you guys a listing of bands to select from, in addition to the choice to fill in your personal reply. A few of you chucklefucks put some humorous solutions, others gave some respectable solutions. ng to chalk that as much as you guys had been both too embarrassed that you simply’re not getting any (don’t fear, tiger, it’ll occur for you quickly sufficient) otherwise you don’t wish to share your tremendous secret horny time tech when the unwashed lots.
Nonetheless, the outcomes aren’t too shocking if I’m being trustworthy. So with out additional ado, listed here are the bands that get to be your background noise in your journeys to bonetown.
Sort O Unfavourable
After I initially noticed that survey, this was the band I assumed can be the highest band that researchers cited. It’s plain that the darkish, gothic, oftentimes tongue-in-cheek tunes have a horny undertone by way of most of it. Peter Steele’s voice alone makes Sort O’s inclusion on the prime of the record by itself. “Black No. 1”, “Be My Druidess”, “Christian Girl”, “Love You To Dying”… the record goes on and on.
Deftones
This was the highest band within the analysis research and there’s no secret why. Deftones have turn out to be the defacto horny band to play behind all these TikTok movies of thirst traps attempting to look simply horny sufficient to get you to subscribe to their OnlyFans. Even so, there’s loads of songs to get freaky to when you’re so inclined, together with “You’ve Seen The Butcher”, “Lhabia”, and naturally “Change (In The Home Of Flies)” can get the temper going.
9 Inch Nails
9 Inch Nails additionally made the aforementioned survey’s prime bands, however solely in a single class — they had been the highest band utilized in playlists about BDSM. And that tracks so fucking onerous, if we’re being trustworthy. One hearken to “Nearer” and I don’t find out about you however I instantly assume whips, chains, leather-based… the entire 9. Quite a lot of 9 Inch Nails has a way of submission to it. “Sunspots” will get scorching and “Suck” is a reasonably apparent alternative.
Opeth
Individuals simply can’t get sufficient of Mikael Åkerfeldt. This progressive steel act acquired a good quantity of affection in our ballot. Admittedly, I’ve by no means actually thought-about their music notably horny in comparison with the opposite bands, however completely different strokes, I assume.
Sleep Token
This one isn’t a shock in any respect, although I’d have anticipated this to be approach increased, if we’re being trustworthy. This band’s potential to combine trendy steel sensibilities with that of R&B and pop offers it an accessible pay attention that anybody with an open thoughts can actually take pleasure in. Identical to Deftones, these guys acquired a large increase on social media. Nonetheless, hearken to “Take Me Again to Eden” and inform me it doesn’t belong right here on this record.
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